[ SHOWGSD-L ] Italian confession OT but funny
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- Date: Tue, 15 Nov 2005 11:08:00 +0000
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.
The priest ask, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?
Yes, Father it is.
And who was the woman you were with?
I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her namesooner or later, so you may
as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?
I cannot say.
Was it Teresa Volpe?
I'll never tell.
Was it Nina Capeli?
I'm sorry but I cannot name her.
Was it Cathy Piriano?
My lips are sealed.
Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
The priest sighs in frustration. You're verytight lipped, Johnny Parisi
and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend
church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and
whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads . . ."
--
Bob Neiman
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