[ SHOWGSD-L ] Dog-Related Joke
- From: "Elaine George" <bruiser@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Showgsd-L" <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 28 Aug 2006 14:44:28 -0600
This was forwarded to me and I just had to share it. A little humor is
always a good thing.
Enchanted Vista, Home of:
Ch Rocknoll Ajax Nike Clayfield CD, Alkay's Black Velvet, Jerrwen's
Southern Belle, and Jerrwen's Georgiana HIC
I have a dog and I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was
in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting "The Purina Diet" again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been
sitting in the street licking myself and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack as he staggered out
the door laughing loudly.
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