A man says to his wife, "What do you want for Christmas?"
She replies, "I want a divorce."
He responds, "I wasn't thinking of spending that much".
Phyllis Diller said she was a great housekeeper.
Each time she got divorced, she kept the house.
Larry King said instead of getting married again, he just dates for a
while, gives her a house, and moves on.
I may be doing too many divorces.
Would someone send me the name and address of the Junior Handler winner fr
om this year? I want to open a bank account in her name. I hear she was
pleased to be awarded the money.
Now, start donating for next year, please.
Evan
http://gsdnational.blogspot.com/
http://www.dogshowjuniors.com/GSYRFindex.asp
http://asgardgermanshepherd.com/
In a message dated 10/29/2016 8:34:42 A.M. Pacific Daylight Time,
edwinx@xxxxxxxxxxx writes:
Told my wife ( since she likes to exercise )I was going to get her this
new exercise thing called " Booty Max".... she told me my Christmas present
would be a casket! I may have married the wrong person! lol So if I turn
up missing after Christmas some one please contact the police! FB
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