[SeniorTech] Punography

From: GmoffettLtTouch@xxxxxxx
To: GmoffettLtTouch@xxxxxxx
Date: Tue, 19 Feb 2013 20:06:44 -0500 (EST)

 




 
 
 
 
 

Some old....some  new.  All funny.   
 


 
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·I  changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
·I  tried to catch some fog. I mist.


 
 
 
·When  chemists die, they barium.


 
 
 
·Jokes  about German sausage are the wurst.


 
 
 
·A  soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned  
veteran.


 
 
 
·I  know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any  time.


 
 
 
·How  does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.


 
 
 
·I  stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on  me.


 
 
 
·This  girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never 
met  herbivore.


 
 
 
·I'm  reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.


 
 
 
·I  did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words  .


 
 
 
·They  told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.


 
 
 
·A  dyslexic man walks into a bra .


 
 
 
·PMS  jokes aren't funny, period.


 
 
 
·Why  were the Indians here first? They had reservations.


 
 
 
·Class  trip to the Coca-Cola factory-- I hope there's no pop quiz.


 
 
 
·The  Energizer bunny arrested and charged with battery.


 
 
 
·I  didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.


 
 
 
·Did  you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she 
couldn't  control her pupils?


 
 
 
·When  you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.


 
 
 
·What  does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.


 
 
 
·I  wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!


 
 
 
·Broken  pencils are pointless.


 
 
 
·What  do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.


 
 
 
·England  has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .


 
 
 
·I  used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.


 
 
 
·I  dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.


 
 
 
·All  the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. Police 
have  nothing to go on.


 
 
 
·I  got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.


 
 
 
·Haunted  French pancakes give me the crepes.


 
 
 
·Velcro  - what a rip off!


 
 
 
·Cartoonist  found dead in home. Details are sketchy.


 
 
 
·Venison  for dinner? Oh deer!


 
 
 
·Earthquake  in Washington obviously government's fault.


 
 
 
·I  used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
[SeniorTech] Punography

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