[SeniorTech] Mental Test for Seniors

From: "Jerry Taylor" <jerry@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "'SeniorTech Listserv'" <seniortech@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Fri, 13 Dec 2013 10:14:38 -0500
This test is to ascertain your mental state now. 

If you get one right you are doing ok, if you get none right you better go
for counseling.

There are 4 questions. 

Don't miss one. 

1. How do you put a giraffe into a
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Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.





 

 


The correct answer is: 

Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe in and close the door. 

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
complicated way.






2 How do you put an elephant into a
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=1.3&filename=ATT00002.gif


 

 

 

 

 


Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the
elephant in and close the door. 

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous
actions..



 

 

 

3. The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference. All the animals 
attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just
put him in there. 

This tests your memory. 


Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

 


4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and

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=ATT00004.gif 
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. 

Haven't you been lis-ten-ing? 

All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference. 

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

 

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the retirees they
tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct
answers. 

Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most
Retirees do not have the brains of a four-year-old. 

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Jerry Taylor
SeniorTech
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[SeniorTech] Mental Test for Seniors

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