[SeniorTech] FW: Retirement Quiz

From: "Jerry Taylor" <jerry@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "'SeniorTech Listserv'" <seniortech@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Wed, 19 Mar 2014 20:37:28 -0400

 

Question:         How many days in a week? 
Answer:           6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday 
 
Question:         When is a retiree's bedtime? 
Answer:           Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch. 
 
Question:         How many retirees to change a light bulb? 
Answer:           Only one, but it might take all day. 
 
Question:         What's the biggest gripe of retirees? 
Answer:           There is not enough time to get everything done. 
 
Question:         Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? 
Answer:           The term comes with a 10% discount. 
 
Question:         Among retirees, what is considered formal attire? 
Answer:           Tied shoes. 
 
Question:         Why do retirees count pennies? 
Answer:           They are the only ones who have the time. 
 
Question:         What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and
refuses to retire? 
Answer:           NUTS! 
 
Question:         Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic
or garage? 
Answer:           They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids
will want to store stuff there.
 
Question:         What do retirees call a long lunch? 
Answer:           Normal.
 
Question:         What is the best way to describe retirement? 
Answer:           The never ending Coffee Break. 
 
Question:         What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a
retiree?
Answer:           If you cut classes, no one calls your parents. 
 
Question:         Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but
misses the people he used to work with?
Answer:           He is too polite to tell the whole truth. 
 
Question:         What do you do all week? 
Answer:           Monday through Friday, NOTHING.  Saturday & Sunday, I
rest~~~

[SeniorTech] FW: Retirement Quiz

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