Carburetor Problem In the fun world of the administration of justice, not all the laughs are in the court-room. Indeed, giggles and guffaws can erupt at almost any time or place. For example: On a bitterly cold winter's day several years ago in northern British Columbia, an RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) constable on patrol came across a motorcyclist, who was swathed in protective clothing and helmet, stalled by the roadside. "What's the matter?" asked the mountie. "Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply. "Pee on it. That'll thaw it out." "Can't." "OK, I will." The constable lubricated the carburetor, as promised. The bike started and the rider drove off, waving. A few days later, the RCMP detachment office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorbike rider. It began: "On behalf of my daughter, who recently was stranded ...." Bruce Hiller Hotmail® is up to 70% faster. Now good news travels really fast. Try it now.