[ratpack] Fwd: 10 THOUGHTS TO PONDER FOR 2010
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- Date: Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:49:18 +0000 (UTC)
10 THOUGHTS TO PONDER FOR 2010
Yes, this is ponder material.
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2010
Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.
Number 8: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6: Some people are like a Slinky. . .not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.
Number 4: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to Criticism.
Number 3: Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax
cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2: In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.. Now the world
is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal..
And The Number 1 Thought For 2009: We know exactly where one cow with
Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows, but we haven't
got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are
located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
Immigration.
Bonus: "Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today, might burn
your ass tomorrow."
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2010
Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.
Number 8: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6: Some people are like a Slinky. . .not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.
Number 4: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to Criticism.
Number 3: Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax
cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2: In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.. Now the world
is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal..
And The Number 1 Thought For 2009: We know exactly where one cow with
Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows, but we haven't
got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are
located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
Immigration.
Bonus: "Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today, might burn
your ass tomorrow."
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