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- To: ratpack <ratpack@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:53:38 +0000 (UTC)
Ain't psychology grand?
Subject:
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT
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> (This one is too funny to not forward.)
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> My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed
> to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
> As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
> that 'Capt ain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big
> scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up,
> that would be super.'
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> On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic
> looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those
> big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man
> can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
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> She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess
> and I take orders from no one.'
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> To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied , without missing a beat,
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> 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
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> Tray -up, Bitch!'
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