The Northampton Police report finding a man's body in the River Nene, near
Becketts Park.
The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was
wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple
lipstick, and a 'Milliband for PM 2015' T-shirt. He also had a cucumber in
his rectum.
The police removed the Ed Milliband T-shirt to spare his family any
unnecessary embarrassment.
In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care.
