Hello Jack, reading between the lines, it would seem that the mugger
was black, so being as they are he probably wrote the pin on the card
or had a note in his wallet!! _ Chris
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[mailto:patriots-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] *On Behalf Of *Jack Lewis
*Sent:* 07 September 2014 09:56
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*Subject:* [patriots] Re: FW: Craig's list ad. priceless!
This is a nice story however the only thing I question is the Marine
being able to use the mugger's credit card to buy petrol? Do they not
use credit card pin numbers in the US?
Jack
On 07/09/2014 08:29, Chris Pead wrote:
Priceless
From: "Dave Strang"
Sent: Saturday, September 06, 2014 8:09 PM
To: <"Undisclosed-Recipient
Subject: Fw: Craig's list ad.
AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 am. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I
hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend,
threatening our lives.. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and
earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather
important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you
to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my
jacket..
The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason..
my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a
Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom
Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder
holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very
intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from
with crap in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed
since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That
prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us
again].
After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell,
I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up
my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on
your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was
extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with
all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked
at
the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the
entire driver's side of the car.
Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's
office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible
target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess
whi
he traced your number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel
this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your
threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these
rather> immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the
opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've
chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi,
Alex
Probably don't have to ask you to forward this one, it is priceless!
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