today'sFUNNY===========================
YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO INTENSE WHEN...
~ You can achieve a "runner's high" by sitting up.
~ You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've
said it before.
~ The sun is SO loud.
~ You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
~ You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution
of espresso.
~ You can hear mimes.
~ You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've
said it before.
~ You ask the drive-through attendant if you can get your order to go.
~ You and Reality file for divorce.
~ You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of
coffee.
~ You can skip without a rope.
~ You can travel without moving.
~ Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
~ You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've
said it before...
today'sTHOT============================
He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
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