I thought these were funny. See what you think.
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical
clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr.Geezer's clinic. Get your
treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans
about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So
he went to Dr.
Geezer's clinic. Dr. Young: "Dr.
Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??" Dr.
Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr.
Young's mouth." Dr. Young: Aaagh !! --
"This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be
$500." Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring
to recover his money. Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember
anything." Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3
drops in the patient's mouth." Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is
Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer:
"Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500." Dr.
Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several
more days. Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak ---I can hardly see
anything!!!! Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so,
Here's your $1000 back."
(giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10! Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got
your vision back!; That will be $500." Moral of story --
Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old
Geezer"*
Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first
place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off.
Freshman Dance
A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior
for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry,
I won't dance with a child."
"Please forgive me," responded the underclassman. "I didn't realize you
were pregnant."
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