Here is a weekend joke from the kim komando column.
A WEEKEND JOKE
Stealing someone's coffee is called mugging.
Pasteurize: Too far to see.
Whoever invented "knock-knock" jokes should get a no-bell prize.I put
my grandma on speed dial. I call that Instagram.
The other day I held the door open for a clown. It was a nice jester.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
Energizer bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
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