Here is a weekend joke from the kim komando column.
A WEEKEND JOKE
A frog outgrew his lily pad and decided to make some home improvements.
He didn't have the money, so he hopped to the bank to borrow some. At
the bank, he took a seat at loan officer Patricia Black's desk and
explained his dilemma. "I want to upgrade my lily pad, but I don't have
the cash. Can you lend me the money?" "Maybe. What can you offer as
collateral?" "Well," said the frog. "All I have is this paperweight.
You shake it up, and it snows on the little village. Cute, huh?" "Hmm
... I'll have to speak to my manager." She entered her manager's
office. "Mr. Bitterby, I've got a frog at my desk who wants to borrow
money for lily pad improvements. But all he can offer for collateral is
this glass paperweight." Mr. Bitterby took the paperweight, examined it
and said, "It's a knickknack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan."
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