A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him.
She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies,
"I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to
his wife and says,
"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love
to on
the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped
my butt with wet celery?
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
"No, I'm your son's teacher
