This is absolutely a classic piece of humor. Loved it Greg. Ms
Side Bar: When I was in the Marine Corp., there were two guys, who had
a pint of the
Jet Fuel. They drank it, but one shot at a time, that was cut 50/%
water, and 50% Jet Fuel. If not, it would burned, and possibly
destroy, your guts and throat, to say the least. I never got near the
stuff. They were very very high, and happy, with NO HANGOVERS. Whew,
not my cup of tea. At times we're called Jar Heads, as some heads, are
empty as a glass. The punch line is at the end.. Ms
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Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in
Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck
in the hangar with nothing to do.
Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!" Sven says, "Me too.
Y'know, I hear ya can drink dat jet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try
it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and
got completely smashed.
Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact
he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
The phone rang. It was Sven who asks, "How iss you feelin dis mornin?"
Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"
Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"
Ole says, "No dat jet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin.
Ve oughta do dis more often."
Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."
Ole asked, "Vat's dat?"
Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"
Ole stopped to think. "No"
"Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Iowa!!
OH, stop laughing and forward this to someone who needs a good laugh!
