Those are the greatest some people are born with a gift (you have it) BROCK PS it was 116 lost pages if you say 113 you might look silly On 4/18/12, T W <monkinaround@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: > > > _*-*_Nessa girl =+)_*-*_ > > --- On Mon, 8/15/11, Jarom Denton <smileybob234@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: > > From: Jarom Denton <smileybob234@xxxxxxxxx> > Subject: pickup lines > To: "Nessa Walker" <monkinaround@xxxxxxxxx> > Date: Monday, August 15, 2011, 1:07 AM > > so my cousin sent me some pickup lines, and I remember some that I got from > EFY. I am sending these to you, because they are hilarious, and you like > pickup lines... so I am sending these to you, knock yourself out! :) > > > you can call me EFY, because I'm especially for you! > what's your favorite temple? (other person says temple) oh! that's cool! > you're my favorite temple :) (this one is my favorite, It's so funny!) :) > > > > > > boy to girl: what's your name? (insert name) boy: wow! that goes great with > my last name! :) > > > girl to boy: whats your last name? (insert last name) girl: wow that goes > great with my first name! :) > my mom said that I'd have a fun time here, but she never told me I'd see an > angel! > > > > > > (hold out hand) will you hold this while we go for a walk? > do you like water? (umm yes?) great! then you like 75% of my body! > > > > > > (A girl and guy are dancing as the > following conversation ensues) Guy: You know, I'm really grateful for > Martin Harris. Girl: Oh yeah? Why is that? Guy: Because without him > there'd be another 113 pages between us! > The > 13th Article of Faith requires me to ask you out ("If there is anything > virtuous, lovely or of good report, or praiseworthy, we seek after these > things.") > Is your name Virtue? - Because you've been garnishing my thoughts > unceasingly > Can I introduce you to my friends to prove that angels really do exist? > > > > > The Bible says “Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry”; > how about dinner? > > > > You remind me of the fruit in Lehi's dream. Precious above all. > > Can I see your tag? Oh, I thought so... Made In Heaven. > > Hey, what's your name? [Insert Name:] Hmmm, that sounds familiar... I think > it was in my Patriarchal Blessing! > > I've seen you before.... oh wait! I remember now! you were in the dictionary > under SHA-BAM!!! > - Jarom > > > > > > > > >