I ran a very similar piece in issue #131 (December 15, 2009) but each incarnation seems to be a few lines longer with a few more goodies added.
Before we married I promised Lisa I'd take her to Paris and London.Haven't got around to it yet but neither is too terribly long a drive. :) Guess I'm falling down on the job but if I tried now she'd insist that the money I want to spend on gasoline would be better spent on lumber. :)