RE: Oracle 911 Article - Silver Bullet
- From: "Nelson Flores" <nflores@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: <oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 6 Mar 2004 11:19:34 -0800
<Rant>
When were vampires introduced into the situation??? Wasn't it
werewolves??? Folklore says werewolves will die from a silver bullet,
can't cross running water, hate vampires etc...
(Jared's going to want this thread dead soon!)
</Rant>
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[mailto:oracle-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Mladen Gogala
Sent: Saturday, March 06, 2004 10:33 AM
To: oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Re: Oracle 911 Article - Silver Bullet
On 03/06/2004 12:18:48 PM, Stephen.Lee@xxxxxxxx wrote:
> Folklore says vampires can be killed by a wooden stake through heart
or
> being shot by a silver bullet. Buffy has demonstrated the efficacy of
the
> first method. But I'm not aware of any episode where she -- clad in a
tight
> camouflage tank top, cigarette hanging out of the corner of her mouth
--
> said:
>
> "You wanna suck some blood? Well, suck on this!"
>
> and proceeded to empty a 12-gauge pump shotgun of its silver buckshot
> payload.
>
> (Are you a visual person? Are you visualizing right now?)
With all due respect, submachine guns are visually much more spectacular
then shotguns. Any action-movie director with an ounce of self-respect
would
put Uzi, H & K M5 or AK-47 in the Buffy's gentle hands. That way, Buffy
could eliminate vampires at much faster rate then John Wayne could have
ever done with the guys who wore black hats. As a DBA, you should know
that it is the
performance what counts the most.
--
Mladen Gogala
Oracle DBA
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