[optacon-l] Fw: PERKS OF BEING OVER FIFTY
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- Date: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:53:14 -0400
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Subject: Fw: PERKS OF BEING OVER FIFTY
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> To: "alana McNeely" <mcbick@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Sent: Wednesday, March 26, 2008 5:30 PM
> Subject: PERKS OF BEING OVER FIFTY
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> PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
>
>
> 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
>
> 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
>
> 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
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> 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, Did I wake you????
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> 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
>
> 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
>
> 7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
>
> 8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
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> 9. You can live without sex, but not your glasses.
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> 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
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> 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
>
> 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the
> room.
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> 13. You sing along with elevator music.
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> 14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
>
> 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
>
> 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
> weather service.
>
> 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can't
> remember them either.
>
> 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
>
> 19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
>
> And did you notice ...
>
> These are all in Big Print for your convenience.
>
> Forward this to everyone ... you can remember.
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>
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