[madmanhi] Fw: Just for us

From: "Glenda Berlin" <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> (Redacted sender "gldberlin@xxxxxxxxx" for DMARC)
To: Madmanhi <madmanhi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, Sandy Feldman <sandyrf@xxxxxxxxxxx>, Arlene Bernstein <abcantor@xxxxxxxxx>
Date: Sun, 25 May 2014 08:27:33 -0700 (PDT)

 
On Sunday, May 25, 2014 1:29 PM, Penina Kutner <kutners@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
  


 
 
From:mjasp813@xxxxxxx [mailto:mjasp813@xxxxxxx] 
Sent: Sunday, May 25, 2014 4:24 AM
To: Undisclosed recipients:
Subject: Just for us
 
 
>TEST FOR SENIORS
> 
> 
>>>>>>>Something for seniors to do to keep those "aging" grey cells active! 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. 
>>>>>>>The second child was named May....What was the third child's name?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall 
>>>>>>>and he wears size 13 sneakers....What does he weigh?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered,...what was the highest mountain in 
>>>>>>>the world?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>4. How much dirt is there in a hole...that measures two feet by three 
>>>>>>>feet by four feet?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>5. What word in the English Language...is always spelled incorrectly?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>6. Billy was born onDecember 28th, yet his birthday is always in the 
>>>>>>>summer.....How is this possible?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. 
>>>>>>>...Why not?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>8. What was the President 's Name...in 1975?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>9. If you were running a race,...and you passed the person in 2nd place, 
>>>>>>>what place would you be in now?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>10. Which is correct to say,..."The yolk of the egg are white" or "The 
>>>>>>>yolk of the egg is white"?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the 
>>>>>>>other field,....how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all 
>>>>>>>in another field? 
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Here are the Answers
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The first child was named April. 
>>>>>>>The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>Answer: Johnny of course.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches 
>>>>>>>tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>Answer: Meat.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in 
>>>>>>>the world?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet. [ You're not very 
>>>>>>>good at this are you?]
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet 
>>>>>>>by four feet?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>Answer:Incorrectly
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>6. Billy was born onDecember 28th, yet his birthday is always in the 
>>>>>>>summer. How is this possible?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. 
>>>>>>>Why not?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to 
>>>>>>>take pictures.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>8. What was the President's Name in 1975?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>Answer: Same as is it now -Barack Obama [Oh, come on ...]
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, 
>>>>>>>what place would you be in now?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second 
>>>>>>>place, not first.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The 
>>>>>>>yolk of the egg is white"?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the 
>>>>>>>other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in 
>>>>>>>another field?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one 
>>>>>>>big one.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>1) You can't count your hair.
>>>>>>>2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.
>>>>>>>3) You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue is out.
>>>>>>>Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Ten (10) Things I know about you.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>1) You are reading this.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>2) You are human.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>4) You just attempted to do it.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>6) You are laughing at yourself.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does 
>>>>>>>it too.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the 
>>>>>>>idiot category. 
>>>>>>>  
>>>>>>>  



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