[madmahozj] Fw: Fwd: I get by with a little laugh from my friends.
- From: "Glenda Berlin" <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> (Redacted sender "gldberlin@xxxxxxxxx" for DMARC)
- To: Madmanhi <madmanhi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "madmahozj@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <madmahozj@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 07:06:43 -0700
On Sunday, September 14, 2014 10:20 AM, Richard Berlin
<richardberlin1@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Just a chuckle to start the day for those to whom English is friendly.
Subject: FW: I get by with a little laugh from my friends.
Here are a few chuckles.
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>>>Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
>>>"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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>>>In a Podiatrist's office:
>>>"Time wounds all heels."
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>>>On a Septic Tank Truck:
>>>Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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>>>At an Optometrist's Office:
>>>"If you don't see what you're looking for,
>>>you've come to the right place."
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>>>On a Plumber's truck:
>>>"We repair what your husband fixed."
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>>>On another Plumber's truck:
>>>"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
>>>
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>>>At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
>>>"Invite us to your next blowout."
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>>>On an Electrician's truck:
>>>"Let us remove your shorts."
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>>>In a Non-smoking Area:
>>>"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
>>>action."
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>>>On a Maternity Room door:
>>>"Push. Push. Push."
>>>
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>>>At a Car Dealership:
>>>"The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment."
>>>
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>>>Outside a Muffler Shop:
>>>"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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>>>In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
>>>"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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>>>At the Electric Company
>>>"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
>>>However, if you don't, you will be."
>>>
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>>>In a Restaurant window:
>>>"Don't stand there and be hungry;
>>>come on in and get fed up."
>>>
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>>>In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
>>>"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
>>>
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>>>At a Propane Filling Station:
>>>"Thank heaven for little grills."
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>>>And don't forget the sign at a
>>>CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
>>>"Best place in town to take a leak."
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>>>And the best one for last............
>>>Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
>>>"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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