[lit-ideas] one-liners

"I'm neurotic and paranoid -- I'm afraid no one is out to get me."
 
"I'm psychic but I have amnesia, so I know ahead of time what I'm not going  
to get."
 
"If it's not one thing, it's another thing, unless you're a  minimalist.  
Then that's just it."
 
Have no clue what the guys' name was -- somebody on Craig Furgeson's late  
show.  Probably the new Stephen Write.
 
Julie Krueger

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