[lit-ideas] Three Snips

  • From: David Ritchie <ritchierd@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Sun, 4 Sep 2011 11:15:53 -0700

I read this week that someone "has a robust theoretical writing practice."  Not 
me, guv, I just write:

In a week we have gone from waiting for summer to arrive to that season when 
plants get throttled by the hardening clay and those unhardies which have been 
in the ground less than a year quickly shrivel and die.  From above, little 
brown bits--to use a technical term--seeds, possibly, are blown down and swirl 
into drifts here and there.  Then, as if often the case, nature overdoes 
things, ups the ante with wind and sticks.  "Bloody hell," one says to oneself, 
trying to go along with what stops just short of bullying, "steady on, 
nay-chah..., you could put someone's eye out."

We have an opening in the toast-making department.  Required skills include 
advanced bread selection, spatial visioning, time-based color competencies.  

You take unto you an leafy bit.  And you take unto you an nother one.  And you 
wash them fair careful, removing slugs and ye little squiggly things.  And then 
you take an large casserole and some garlic and onions and carrots and wine and 
you set it aside to wait upon the appointed hour.  Meanwhile, you feed said 
greens to an rabbit.  Which you have kept handy.  When a sufficiency of minutes 
and months has elapsed...you eat the rabbit.

David Ritchie,
Portland, 
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