I auden't have done this. _____ The Movie-Loving One Looking up at the screen, I easily cede That, for all it's worth, I'd rather read, But a flick with friends is often the best Fun one can have while fully dressed. Would Ebert raise thumbs if a film just loomed, Yield no action or plot but what was coming soon? If coming attractions cannot cease, Let's go home and we'll read in peace. Admirer as I wish I were Of films that never start on time, I cannot, now that I've seen one, say Missing it would have spoiled my day. Were all films to disappear or turn dark green, I could learn to look at an empty screen And talk to friends and feel my joys enlarged, Though I might feel a little overcharged. ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html