Mike, what's the point in the signature? > [Original Message] > From: Mike Geary <atlas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > Date: 7/31/2006 11:54:23 PM > Subject: [lit-ideas] Re: The Death of a Rooster > > Do we know for certain that Big Red didn't kill Mrs. Bates? He did crow > about it, they say. And what's the story with this pit bull? Was this a > professional hit perhaps? Or was it just gang violence? He had been > attacked by a dog before, remember. Saved by his buddy. Don't let these > small towns mislead you. There nothing small about small town vice. A cat > and a rooster buddying it up? That's against Nature, a failure to attain > mature love. This Big Red was psychologically screwed-up. What was he > really up to? Mysteriously appearing one day from a ryegrass farm -- > ryegrass, right -- and suddenly everyone's making room for him, children > being told to do as he does, even truck drivers were scared of him, warning > one another when entering his territory. He may have been a Stasi > apparachik for the Bush Administration, but more likely he was leader of the > pack. An entourage of five wild turkeys? WILD turkeys? I'm sure it was a > gang and they were dealing drugs. A turf war with the dogs. That's what it > comes down to. Anyway it sounds like the town was very glad to be rid of > him, throwing a big celebration and all. I'm happy for them. Thank's for > that RP. It's an inspiration. We don't have to bow down to the Bush > Administration or kowtow to drug lords. Or big Pharma for that matter. > Wait, maybe this is all a metaphor for Big Pharma. Those Oregonians are > clever. Everything makes sense now. Perfect sense. Bring on the pit > bulls, boys. > > Andy Amago > Upper Gallilee on the Hudson > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Robert Paul" <rpaul@xxxxxxxx> > To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > Sent: Monday, July 31, 2006 9:31 PM > Subject: [lit-ideas] The Death of a Rooster > > > > Here is a story from down the Valley, about the death of a rooster who had > > become the town mascot in Scio (sigh-o), Oregon. I had been going to send > > the entire story, but, forewarned by Phil, I'm sending only the first > > three paragraphs and a link to the rest of the article which is told with > > only the barest hint of irony?touching and uplifting, illustrative of the > > mysterious bond between rural Americans (rural Oregonians, at least) and > > creatures that in other circumstances they might not readily befriend. It > > is a story that may be read aloud without embarrassment to friends, and > > even to little children, whether or not they have ever seen a live > > rooster. > > > > Big Red a tale to crow about > > > > Monday, July 31, 2006 > > > > LARRY BINGHAM > > > > SCIO -- He was strutting down Main Street, heading home to the Scio Feed & > > Country Store to roost, when it happened. > > > > Ambushed. In broad daylight. On the sidewalk between the True Value > > Hardware Store and Dr. Sally Cole's veterinary office. > > > > A bystander saw the pit bull jump from the open window of a parked pickup > > and chomp the rooster between its teeth. The bystander yelled until the > > dog let the bird go. Then poor Big Red, Scio's town mascot, staggered to > > the vet's door and collapsed. > > > > Story continues at > > > > http://www.oregonlive.com/search/index.ssf?/base/news/1154314535140910.xml?o regonian?lcfp&coll=7 > > > > Robert Paul > > Reed College > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > > To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, > > digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, > digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html