[lit-ideas] Re: Sunday Twofer (transposed words corrected)
- From: David Ritchie <ritchierd@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Sun, 19 Sep 2010 10:49:01 -0700
On Sep 19, 2010, at 10:44 AM, David Ritchie wrote:
> your attention please
> the following items are in need of attention
> children the spouse parents relatives of various sorts partners of relatives
> neighbors
> neighbors neighbors
> the taxman finances
> the dog the cat the fish
> the house the garden the cars the boat the trailer the pool the sprinkler
> system drainage
> the water supply
> equipment
> your health other people's health health insurance health policy healthy food
> habits
> people who send bills companies that send bills telephone systems of
> companies that send bills
> politics local national and international
> death art sport trends tendencies in fashion
> stains peeling
> signs and indications
> dust and dirty washing
> the weather
> preparedness for potential disasters blights
> chinese currency pegging
> the decline of things which are in decline
> the rise of other stuff
> your novel
> problems of moral philosophy
> history
> being in the moment
> taking enough time for yourself
> getting enough sleep
> not getting caught by the offside trap
> oh and naturally
> work
> those of you who have any
>
> at the zoo the new cougar exhibit has instructions on what to do when
> confronted by a cat who wants possibly to eat you look big it says which if
> you're naturally not so might be hard but could be managed possibly by some
> sort of extension of the arms with handy twigs do not run do not hide do not
> pass go make confident noises as if you were in a six month employee
> evaluation and last checked your breath five minutes previous if you're on
> the way to the deli ask if you can get it anything this is a sign of
> politeness do not invade its space bear in mind that it could be grumpy or in
> pain you pretty much have to anticipate that a hungry cougar in the wild is
> likely to be in what we used to call at home all those years ago a mood but
> you never know it might be your lucky day
>
> David Ritchie,
> Portland,
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