While (IMHO) Saturday Night's comedy has gone downhill fast in the past few years, they still have their finger firmly on the political pulse of the US. For the first two shows of this year, they have opened with a protracted (10 minutes) parody (not too difficult this year) of the Presidential debates. Here are the closing remarks from John Kerry (played by Seth Myers) from the first debate. Apologies for any errors, I had to transcribe them myself. <begin> Myers as Kerry: You know this president likes to talk about how I called Iraq the wrong war, in the wrong place at the wrong time; but a few days later, how I said that anyone who doesn't think the world is a better place without Saddam Hussein, is not fit to be commander-in-chief. But what he doesn't tell you, is that when I denounced the war in Iraq, I was speaking to an Anti-War group and when I endorsed the war, I was addressing a Pro-War delegation from the UGA. The fact of the matter, I have consistently supported the war in front of pro-war audiences and I have condemned it when speaking to groups that oppose it. {getting increasing animated and pointing} THAT IS NOT FLIP-FLOPPING, THAT IS PANDERING and Americans deserve a president who knows the difference. <end> This is not too far from Kerry appears to me to be doing. And that is why I called him lame a while back. Paul ****************** Paul Stone pas@xxxxxxxx Leamington, ON ****************** ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html