No doubt the question uppermost in your mind, of late, has been, "How is David's vegetable peeler doing? The one that was rescued from the compost." Back up a bit. Earlier in the year we lost not just any peeler, but my favorite Swiss peeler: ever sharp, good fit for the hand. Last week when I was doing the autumnal thing and moving all those plants that I could see were in the wrong spots, I dug out several wheelbarrow loads of compost. I stooped, alerted by a strange blue-ness. There was the long-lost peeler, dirty and of course, quite rusty. Would it serve? Fear not. I have just finished putting all the ingredients for a stew into my new slow cooker--fifteen bucks in Target...red as my Alfa...and with a ceramic interior pot--and I peeled the carrots with the prodigal peeler. Worked just fine. Maybe I should write to the Swiss and tell them that work endures? They probably are aware of this. Different subject: my Friday class is still a delight and Friday morning's meeting wasn't too onerous, so on Friday afternoon I was in a pretty good mood when I went into the registrar's office to check that all was well re. my seminars and registration (which begins next week). I discovered that they have moved both my Monday and Wednesday 3 pm, three hour long seminars to 8 am! For years I taught at eight a.m. and kept up steady pressure on the dean, arguing that it was only fair for others to get a turn at this plum spot. One semester's relief and here I am back in the sleepy doldrums: "Why?" I asked. "It's complicated," said the registrar. "Can I appeal to the dean?" "She's in hospital with bladder cancer." "Who is teaching at three?" "Math on Monday..." "And on Wednesday?" "B. S." This is the very same B.S. who was certified by the curriculum committee to teach one extension class and who now pops up everywhere. There was no help for it. I walked up to Powells and bought two P.G.Wodehouse books. There's an addict's behavior exemplified. Nine dollars of retail therapy. Tennis yesterday was a bit odd. As the match developed, I thought we were better than our opponents and yet they stayed with us. The first set finished 6-6. They won the tiebreak. I told my partner that I was getting annoyed. Not with her, of course, but with the number of errors I was making. We won the second set 6-0. So the woman on the other side then hie's herself off to the bathroom...to change her socks. The rules say you can have a bathroom break between sets, and people stretch this in an emergency. But there's nothing to say you can go off to change your socks when you think your opponents are in need of time to go off the boil. We finally won the deciding tie break 13-11. Keep calm and carry on (up the Khyber). David Ritchie, Portland, Oregon------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html