[lit-ideas] Re: Not "warming" but "sweltering heat"

  • From: David Ritchie <ritchierd@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 28 Jun 2005 09:44:09 -0700

http://news.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=710322005

What a scenario science announces.
The data says 
teuchters--highlanders--
sweltering in heat,
will rent their bens
to such lowlanders 
as didn't drown,
requiring only that they gather up
all the ice cream before they come.
Of course they'll cohabit peacefully,
living carefully on poached salmon in tequila,
admiring the strange beauty of arid scenery,
dotted with flocks of scenic Dollies,
goatnut-eating sheep.

David Ritchie
Portland, Oregon

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