It starts at the washing machine. Having passed a weekend reading about Elizabeth Dalhousie, Alexander McCall Smith's imaginary editor of a journal about ethics, I stand at the control knob wandering whether my wash is heavy and whether heavy is about weight or density of dirt? My mind then grabs what students could call the metaphorical "aspect": does any of us, boating through the world, produce a light wash? And, bonus question for the fleet, what is the right attitude to a "No wake" zone? This weekend we were in L.A., flying in to spoil daughters: to visit them and to spend money on sundries. I did the dadly bit--held this and that, grumped when the stumptown coffee wasn't right, wandered aloud how "body wash" is an improvement on soap--and browsed the aisles slowly, safely away from those who carried lists. I found in the "ethnic" hair care section--you'll think I've got a thing about "ethnic," but this was happenstance--a brand of conditioner named "Placenta." Among the lines of advice and encouragement printed on the bottle was "keep out of reach of children." I find that standing in stores and museums is hard on the back. To distract myself, I listed names for imaginary pubs--I liked "The Optimistic Curmudgeon"--and things that people might pursue in addition to happiness: buffalo, passenger pigeons, PBS pledges, the state of number one-ness, perps, ends, means, higher returns, Olympic records, lowering taxes, raising beds (particularly of truuuucks), greater firmness, more or less hair (according to preference), freedom from schemes, outcomes, conditions and conditioners. At another store's exit--and we were in: the cheese shop, two resale shops, two museum shops, bookstores (of course)...not to mention the farmers' market, others I've forgotten-- there was a sign offering a ten percent discount on "gormet cookies," and a man asking his friend to "remind him" where exactly Alberta is. I don't believe he knew. As for L.A. drivers...I have a new theory. I think it's atavistic, an ancient inheritance from the hunt... they zoom and fail to indicate simply because they don't want others to guess where they're going and so to find the feed first. From one shore of the dry basin to the other, L.A. is one enormous "Make wake or die" zone. David Ritchie, Portland, Oregon------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html