[lit-ideas] Bush Bulbs
- From: JulieReneB@xxxxxxx
- To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Thu, 27 May 2004 14:23:31 EDT
How many Bush Administration members does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 7
1. One to deny that the light bulb needs to be replaced.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light
bulb.
3. One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb.
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
stockpile of light bulbs.
5. One to have a secret meeting with Vice President Cheney to arrange payment
of one million dollars to Halliburton for a light bulb.
6. One to set up a photo-op showing Bush changing the light bulb while
dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.
7. And one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing in a light bulb
and screwing the country.
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