[lit-ideas] Re: A MOTHER'S DAY POEM
- From: "Stan Spiegel" <writeforu2@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 14 May 2006 23:00:51 -0400
Mike:
Your poetry is going downhill. (Or is that your sense of humor?)
Stan
----- Original Message -----
From: Mike Geary
To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Sunday, May 14, 2006 10:37 PM
Subject: [lit-ideas] A MOTHER'S DAY POEM
WHY MEN ARE NOT MOTHERS
A woman has a vulva.
Men don't.
A woman has a vagina.
Men don't.
A woman has a uterus.
Men don't.
A woman has ovaries.
Men don't.
A woman has milk-producing breasts.
Men don't.
It's hard for a man to be a mother.
Also men have the attention span of a man,
not enough to be a mother.
Also men don't have the imagination
to wonder why a kid is screaming.
Also men don't have the patience
not to kill a kid that's screaming.
Also men tend to be mother-fuckers.
That alone disqualifies them.
Mike Geary
Memphis
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