RE: OT: How to waste and hour of your life
- From: "Greg Mulholland" <greg@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Tue, 14 Feb 2006 08:56:32 +1100
stop it! you are make me week at the knees :p
Greg Mulholland
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From: Alexandre Gauthier [mailto:gauthiera@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
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Okay, Brits. That's what I thought; at least that's what "Blighty" suggested
:)
Strangely I learned most of my English from UK people as well, so I speak
annoyingly formal english, with an American accent, mixed with my oh-so-sexy
canadian French one. Girls like it, or so I hear.
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Cor blimey mate! at least Posh was one of the Spice Girls!
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From: Alexandre Gauthier [mailto:gauthiera@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
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Wait, Posh, Blighty? I'm lost there, may I ask for further enlightenment?
English is not my mother tongue, I learned it by installing Windows 95 in
English, instead of the French OEM one that came with my PC back then. (I am
not even kidding, that's the sad part. Okay, playing on MUDs in English in
my teenage years and also the fact that my ex girlfriend was American
probably play a part in that.)
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A shuttle cock is the name of 'the birdie' in Thor's story. :)
Or at least it is over here in blighty :)
Regards,
Steve
Steve Lunn
Technical Support Technician - Microsoft MCP
engage Mutual Assurance
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From: Alexandre Gauthier [mailto:gauthiera@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
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I don't even know what a shuttle cock is, and I am not quite sure I want to
deepen my knowledge in this regard...
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Thank god you didn't ask for a "shuttle cock".....
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From: Thor (Hammer of God) [mailto:thor@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
Sent: Sunday, February 12, 2006 2:28 PM
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If you have nothing better to do, and would like to completely waste an hour
of your life, then call up "Toys R' Us" and ask them to check stock on a
badminton kit.
Them: "Toys R' Us, can you hold?"
Me: "Sure."
I hold, and hold, and hold. Bad music, too.
Them: "Toys R' Us, can you hold?"
Me: "Again?"
Them: "What?"
Me: "Nothing. Sure, I'll hold."
I hold, and hold, and hold.
Them: "Thanks for holding, can I help you?"
Me: "Yes, before I drive all the way out there, I wanted to make sure you
had a Badminton Game Kit in stock."
Them: "A what?"
Me: "You know- 'Badminton.' The game. You've got a net and you hit the
little birdie thing back and forth with a racquet."
Them: "Oh. Hold please."
I hold, and hold, and hold.
She finally picks back up.
Them: "This is for your bath?"
Me: "Bath? I didn't plan to use it in the bath, but I must say, it has
possibilites."
Them: "What?"
Me: "No bath-- B A D M I N T O N. It's a GAME. With a net. A birdie.
Racquets. You hit the little birdie back and forth to each other over the
net. You play it outside. I want to buy the whole kit."
Them: "Oh, that. Hold please. I'll check in the computer."
I hold, and hold, and hold. More bad music.
New guy picks up.
Them: "Toys R' Us, can I help you?"
Me: "Someone is checking on an item for me already."
Them: "Oh, I'm helping you now."
Me: "Oh, good. I'm looking for a badminton kit. You know, the game. It's
kind of like tennis, only smaller. I need the net, the birdie, and 4
racquets."
Them: "I'll go check. Please hold."
I hold, and hold, and hold.
New guy comes back.
Them: "Sorry, we don't carry tennis nets. You need a sporting goods store."
Me: "It's not a tennis net. It' a badminton kit. The kit. The whole kit.
I'm looking at one on your web site through Amazon right now."
Them: "Oh, that. Yeah, yeah... Hold on, I'll go check."
I hold, and hold, and hold.
Original girl gets back on the phone.
Them: "Sorry, we don't have your item."
Me: "But the other guy was checking on it. Are you sure?"
Them: "Yes."
Me: "Just to make sure... What item was he checking for?"
Them: "The item for your bath. We don't have it."
Me: "Yes, of course, the bath. Well at least you've given me an interesting
idea."
Them: "What?"
Me: "Nothing. Thanks for looking."
Sometimes I wonder why I bother.
t
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