[infoshare] Re: Fw: FOUR TIMES MARRIED
- From: "Maria" <malyn87@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <infoshare@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 10 Aug 2014 16:08:39 -0400
Hi there Sharon,
Good one!
Maria
From: infoshare-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:infoshare-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
On Behalf Of Sharon Lash
Sent: Sunday, August 10, 2014 1:28 PM
To: infoshare@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [infoshare] Fw: FOUR TIMES MARRIED
Here's a cute joke for you all.
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had
just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her
questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at
80, and then about her new husband's occupation.
"He's a funeral director," she answered.
"Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind
telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a
living.
She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.
After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly,
explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's,
then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's,
and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had
married four men with such diverse careers.
She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show,
three to get ready, and four to go."
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