[huskerlug] Bill Gates after death (OT)
- From: Jaymz Ringler <jringler@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: HLUG <huskerlug@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 23 Jan 2006 14:00:42 -0600
Bill Gates after Death:
"Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure
whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society
enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and
yet
you created that ghastly Windows.
I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you
decide where you want to go!"
Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, Lord. What's the difference between
the two?"
God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help
you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?"
"Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!"
Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters.
There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the
water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the
temperature was just perfect!
Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!"
To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy
white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing
harps and singing.
It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for
only a brief moment and rendered his decision.
"God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."
"As you desire," said God.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see
how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among
the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by
demons.
"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God.
Bill responded with anguish and despair. "This is awful! This is not
what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful
women playing in the water?"
"Oh, THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver"
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