Hello, Andy, That's one for the books. How much does the shark's new sight replacement program cost Uncle Sam? Or me? Dotty Martin At 20:31 04/04/06 -0700, you wrote: > >THIS IS FUNNY. >ANDY > > FT. WAYNE, INDIANA... FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE. GW MICRO IS PLEASED TO > ANNOUNCE THE RELEASE OF WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS. THIS EXCITING NEW PRODUCT > > WILL REVOLUTIONIZE SCREEN READING TECHNOLOGY. SCREEN READING HAS NEVER > BEEN EASIER. WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS PROVIDES YOU THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS > - THE POWER OF JAWS AND THE EASE OF USE OF WINDOW-EYES. > WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS READS WHAT JAWS ALONE WILL NOT, PROVIDES EASE OF > USE JAWS CANNOT, AND GIVES ACCESS TO SETTINGS THAT NO ONE CAN FIND IN > JAWS. "SOME PEOPLE ASKED US WHY WE'D RELEASE A SCREEN READER FOR A > SCREEN READER," SAID DAN WEIRICH OF GW MICRO. BUT IF THEY HAD EVER USED > > JAWS, THEY WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO ASK." LET'S FACE IT. NO SCREEN READER > IS PERFECT. BUT JAWS HAS BEEN REMARKABLY FOUL OF LATE. > AND EVEN SO, PEOPLE AND ORGANIZATIONS JUST KEEP BUYING IT. WELL AT GW > MICRO, WE'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE UP. OUR MOTTO IS - IF WE CAN'T BEAT > THEM, WE'LL JOIN THEM - AND DO IT BETTER. SO OUR "MIDDLEWARE" > SCREEN READER, WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS IS A LOGICAL PROGRESSION FOR US. > HERE ARE ANSWERS TO SOME QUESTIONS RAISED BY OUR EXCITING NEW > PRODUCT: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "MIDDLEWARE" SCREEN READER? MIDDLEWARE IS > NORMALLY A LAYER OF PROGRAMMING THAT LETS DIFFERENT PROGRAMS TALK TO > EACH OTHER. MICROSOFT ACTIVE ACCESSIBILITY IS "MIDDLEWARE" THAT > PROVIDES ACCESSIBILITY INFORMATION. WELL, WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS IS > MIDDLEWARE THAT PROVIDES A USABILITY LAYER, TRANSLATING INFORMATION > FROM JAWS INTO HUMAN UNDERSTANDABLE TERMS, AND ORGANIZING JAWS SETTINGS > > INTO A COMPREHENSIBLE INTERFACE, TO MAKE IT POSSIBLE TO ACTUALLY USE > JAWS WITHOUT YEARS OF STUDY. IF YOU'VE EVER USED JAWS ON THE INTERNET, > YOU KNOW WHY WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS IS AN ESSENTIAL ADDITION. IF YOU > DON'T CODE HTML BY HAND, YOU PROBABLY SCRATCH YOUR HEAD WHEN USING JAWS > > ON THE INTERNET. WHO KNOWS OR CARES WHAT A BLOCKQUOTE, ONMOUSEOVER, OR > ANCHOR ARE? WITH WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW! WILL I > HAVE TO CHANGE SETTINGS IN MULTIPLE PLACES? NOT ONCE YOU INSTALL > WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS! EVER TRY TO FIND WHERE TO CHANGE PUNCTUATION IN > JAWS? YOU HAVE LOTS OF CHOICES: THE VOICES DIALOGS, THE VERBOSITY > DIALOG, OR TWO OR THREE DIFFERENT PLACES IN CONFIGURATION MANAGER... NO > > MORE! WITH WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS, ALL YOUR PUNCTUATION SETTINGS ARE IN > ONE LOCATION! IN FACT, ALL SETTINGS ARE EASIER TO FIND AND CHANGE. WHAT > > ABOUT SAPI VOICES? > THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO WORK IN JAWS, BUT THAT'S ONLY AN UNSUBSTANTIATED > RUMOR - UNTIL NOW! GET WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS AND USE ANY SAPI > SYNTHESIZER YOU HAVE INSTALLED, AND WITH THE ADDED BONUS OF NO CRASHES! > > HOW STABLE WILL THIS PROGRAM BE, RUNNING ON SUCH AN UNSTABLE PLATFORM? > WINDOW-EYES HAS A ROCK SOLID REPUTATION FOR STABILITY. IF WE CAN DO > THAT IN WINDOWS, WE CAN DO IT IN JAWS. WILL I BE ABLE TO USE THIRD > PARTY PROGRAMS? WE ADMIT, JAWS DOESN'T SUPPORT MUCH MORE THAN MICROSOFT > > OFFICE THESE DAYS, BUT WITH WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS YOU CAN RUN ALL OF > YOUR FAVORITE PROGRAMS. > WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS EXTENDS THE SUPPORT YOU GET BEYOND OFFICE > ENVIRONMENTS. LIFE IS ABOUT MORE THAN WORK SO ENJOY IT! WHAT ABOUT > SYNTHESIZERS AND BRAILLE DISPLAYS? USING THESE DEVICES IN JAWS HAS > NEVER BEEN EASY. SELECT IT WHEN YOU INSTALL JAWS OR REINSTALL IT TO GET > > THEM TO WORK. BUT WITH WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS, JUST SELECT YOUR BRAILLE > DISPLAY OR SYNTHESIZER FROM A LIST, AND YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO RESTART > THE PROGRAM! AND WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS FULLY SUPPORTS USING YOUR BRAILLE > > SENSE AS A DISPLAY! I'M NOT A PROGRAMMER; WILL I HAVE TO LEARN TO WRITE > > SCRIPTS? ABSOLUTELY NOT! IF YOU'RE A REAL GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT AND > HATE YOURSELF AND LIFE IN GENERAL, YOU > *CAN* WRITE SCRIPTS... BUT WITH WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS YOU DON'T HAVE TO > SUBMIT TO SUCH TORTURE! AND ARE YOU TIRED OF FRAMES THAT BREAK EVERY > TIME YOU RESTART A PROGRAM? NO MORE! WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS GIVES YOU ALL > > THE EASY TO USE CUSTOMIZATION TOOLS THAT HA????èù? >THIS IS FUNNY. >ANDY > > FT. WAYNE, INDIANA... FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE. GW MICRO IS PLEASED TO > ANNOUNCE THE RELEASE OF WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS. THIS EXCITING NEW PRODUCT > > WILL REVOLUTIONIZE SCREEN READING TECHNOLOGY. SCREEN READING HAS NEVER > BEEN EASIER. WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS PROVIDES YOU THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS > - THE POWER OF JAWS AND THE EASE OF USE OF WINDOW-EYES. > WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS READS WHAT JAWS ALONE WILL NOT, PROVIDES EASE OF > USE JAWS CANNOT, AND GIVES ACCESS TO SETTINGS THAT NO ONE CAN FIND IN > JAWS. "SOME PEOPLE ASKED US WHY WE'D RELEASE A SCREEN READER FOR A > SCREEN READER," SAID DAN WEIRICH OF GW MICRO. BUT IF THEY HAD EVER USED > > JAWS, THEY WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO ASK." LET'S FACE IT. NO SCREEN READER > IS PERFECT. BUT JAWS HAS BEEN REMARKABLY FOUL OF LATE. > AND EVEN SO, PEOPLE AND ORGANIZATIONS JUST KEEP BUYING IT. WELL AT GW > MICRO, WE'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE UP. OUR MOTTO IS - IF WE CAN'T BEAT > THEM, WE'LL JOIN THEM - AND DO IT BETTER. SO OUR "MIDDLEWARE" > SCREEN READER, WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS IS A LOGICAL PROGRESSION FOR US. > HERE ARE ANSWERS TO SOME QUESTIONS RAISED BY OUR EXCITING NEW > PRODUCT: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "MIDDLEWARE" SCREEN READER? MIDDLEWARE IS > NORMALLY A LAYER OF PROGRAMMING THAT LETS DIFFERENT PROGRAMS TALK TO > EACH OTHER. MICROSOFT ACTIVE ACCESSIBILITY IS "MIDDLEWARE" THAT > PROVIDES ACCESSIBILITY INFORMATION. WELL, WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS IS > MIDDLEWARE THAT PROVIDES A USABILITY LAYER, TRANSLATING INFORMATION > FROM JAWS INTO HUMAN UNDERSTANDABLE TERMS, AND ORGANIZING JAWS SETTINGS > > INTO A COMPREHENSIBLE INTERFACE, TO MAKE IT POSSIBLE TO ACTUALLY USE > JAWS WITHOUT YEARS OF STUDY. IF YOU'VE EVER USED JAWS ON THE INTERNET, > YOU KNOW WHY WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS IS AN ESSENTIAL ADDITION. IF YOU > DON'T CODE HTML BY HAND, YOU PROBABLY SCRATCH YOUR HEAD WHEN USING JAWS > > ON THE INTERNET. WHO KNOWS OR CARES WHAT A BLOCKQUOTE, ONMOUSEOVER, OR > ANCHOR ARE? WITH WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW! WILL I > HAVE TO CHANGE SETTINGS IN MULTIPLE PLACES? NOT ONCE YOU INSTALL > WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS! EVER TRY TO FIND WHERE TO CHANGE PUNCTUATION IN > JAWS? YOU HAVE LOTS OF CHOICES: THE VOICES DIALOGS, THE VERBOSITY > DIALOG, OR TWO OR THREE DIFFERENT PLACES IN CONFIGURATION MANAGER... NO > > MORE! WITH WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS, ALL YOUR PUNCTUATION SETTINGS ARE IN > ONE LOCATION! IN FACT, ALL SETTINGS ARE EASIER TO FIND AND CHANGE. WHAT > > ABOUT SAPI VOICES? > THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO WORK IN JAWS, BUT THAT'S ONLY AN UNSUBSTANTIATED > RUMOR - UNTIL NOW! GET WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS AND USE ANY SAPI > SYNTHESIZER YOU HAVE INSTALLED, AND WITH THE ADDED BONUS OF NO CRASHES! > > HOW STABLE WILL THIS PROGRAM BE, RUNNING ON SUCH AN UNSTABLE PLATFORM? > WINDOW-EYES HAS A ROCK SOLID REPUTATION FOR STABILITY. IF WE CAN DO > THAT IN WINDOWS, WE CAN DO IT IN JAWS. WILL I BE ABLE TO USE THIRD > PARTY PROGRAMS? WE ADMIT, JAWS DOESN'T SUPPORT MUCH MORE THAN MICROSOFT > > OFFICE THESE DAYS, BUT WITH WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS YOU CAN RUN ALL OF > YOUR FAVORITE PROGRAMS. > WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS EXTENDS THE SUPPORT YOU GET BEYOND OFFICE > ENVIRONMENTS. LIFE IS ABOUT MORE THAN WORK SO ENJOY IT! WHAT ABOUT > SYNTHESIZERS AND BRAILLE DISPLAYS? USING THESE DEVICES IN JAWS HAS > NEVER BEEN EASY. SELECT IT WHEN YOU INSTALL JAWS OR REINSTALL IT TO GET > > THEM TO WORK. BUT WITH WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS, JUST SELECT YOUR BRAILLE > DISPLAY OR SYNTHESIZER FROM A LIST, AND YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO RESTART > THE PROGRAM! AND WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS FULLY SUPPORTS USING YOUR BRAILLE > > SENSE AS A DISPLAY! I'M NOT A PROGRAMMER; WILL I HAVE TO LEARN TO WRITE > > SCRIPTS? ABSOLUTELY NOT! IF YOU'RE A REAL GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT AND > HATE YOURSELF AND LIFE IN GENERAL, YOU > *CAN* WRITE SCRIPTS... BUT WITH WINDOW-EYES FOR JAWS YOU DON'T HAVE TO > SUBMIT TO SUCH TORTURE! AND ARE YOU TIRED OF FRAMES THAT BREAK EVERY > TIME YOU RESTART A PROGRAM? NO MORE! 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