[guide.chat] reindeer jokes
- From: vanessa <qwerty1234567a@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "GUIDE CHAT" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 28 Apr 2012 16:42:53 +0100
Reindeer Jokes
Q. What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A. A pony sleigh station!
Q. What is Rudolph?s favourite day of the year?
A. Red nose day!
Q. What does a reindeer do if it loses its tail?
A. It goes to a retail store for a new one!
Q. Can Santa?s reindeer fly higher than a 20-story building?
A. Of course! Buildings can?t fly at all!
Q. Which one of Santa?s reindeer has the worst manners?
A. Rude-olph
Q. What does Santa call the reindeer with no eyes?
A. No-eyed-deer!
Q. What do reindeer play in their stalls?
A. Stable tennis!
Q. How do you make a slow reindeer fast?
A. Don?t feed it!
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