[guide.chat] { received with many thanks to Judith Appleton }:FW: Fwd: FW: Dinner in a fancy restaurant!
- From: Keith Wines <muckyduck2@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 29 Nov 2011 11:46:05 -0000
FW: Fwd: FW: Dinner in a fancy restaurant
A man was dining in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting
at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked
the nerve to speak to her.
Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket toward
the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it
back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said as she popped her eye back in place...
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she said.
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterward went to the theatre and
later had drinks. They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and
he shared his. She listened.
After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her
place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful
time.
The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was
amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the
perfect woman. Do you treat every guy you meet this way?'
'No,' she replied....
'You just happened to catch my eye...'
(Oh shut up, and just forward it - you have to admit, you did laugh!)
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