:Fwd: Wit for computer nerds Wit for computer nerds, Support: I need you to right-click on the desk top, Customer: Okay, Support: Do you see the pop-up menu? Customer: No Support: Okay, Right-click again, is the menu there now?, Customer: No, Support: Okay Sir, Can you tell what you've done up to this point?, Customer: Yes, you told me to write "click", so I've written "click". Employer: So you want to work in our data centre?, Interviewee: Yes, I think I'm perfect, I've got more qualifications than you can shake a memory stick at, Employer: You'll be working with a dog, your job is to keep it well feed, Interviewee: Oh, What's the dogs job? Employer: To make sure that you never touch the computers.