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- From: "harold kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "pam camidge" <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 7 Jul 2012 16:23:20 +0100
:Fwd: Humor: Working Man Blues
Working Man Blues
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned
... I couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack
it, so ... they gave me the ax.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it.
Mainly because ... it was a so-so job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that ... was
exhausting.
I wanted to be a barber, but ... I just couldn't cut it.
Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to my
life, but I just ... didn't have the thyme.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I... couldn't
cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found ... I wasn't
noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but it turns out ... I didn't
have the patients.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I ... just didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I ... couldn't
live on my net income.
Thought about becoming a witch, so I ... tried that for a spell.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool-maintenance company, but
the work was ... just too draining.
I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because I ...
wasn't up to it.
So then I got a job in a fitness-center, but they said I ... wasn't fit
for the job.
Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was
shocking and I ... was discharged.
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a
historian until I realized there was ... no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it ...
was always the same old grind.
--
blessings,
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