[guide.chat] joke from America
- From: "M BOWKER" <bowker288@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 5 Aug 2012 16:42:31 +0100
Hi all, got this of my friend in America.
had a good laugh over this. hope you like it?!
Three men were
Hiking through a forest...
...
When they came
Upon a large raging, violent river.
Needing to get to
The other side, the first man prayed:
' God, please give
Me the strength to cross the river.
Poof!!!
God gave him big
Arms and strong legs...
And he was able to
Swim across in about 2 hours,
Having almost
Drowned twice.
After witnessing
That, the second man
Prayed:
'God, please give
Me strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof!!!
God gave him a
Rowboat and strong arms and strong
Legs...
...
And he was able to
Row across
In about an hour
After
Almost
Capsizing once
Seeing what
Happened to the first two men,
The third man
Prayed:
'God, please give
Me the strength, the tools and the
Intelligence to cross the river'
Poof!!!
HE WAS TURNED
INTO A WOMAN!!!
She checked the
Map, hiked one hundred
Yards upstream...
...
And walked across
The bridge
Guys, if at first
You don't succeed, do it the way
Your wife told
You!
GO AHEAD,
SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH
AND TO
ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!
love Malcolm. xxxx.
Cheshire,
skype name,
malcolmbo1
You Said.
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