[guide.chat] job for you

From: vanessa <qwerty1234567a@xxxxxxxxx>
To: "GUIDE CHAT" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Mon, 16 Apr 2012 02:54:11 +0100
1)      Harold Wilson; Resigned with the early signs of Alzheimer?s, so I am 
quite happy that this had nothing to do with sociopathic tendencies, though had 
a list of successors that had some very dubious thought processes.
2)      Edward Heath; Not particularly good but not notably mental until the 
very end when he asked ?Who Governs Britain?. At that point everyone knew 
except him.
3)      James Callaghan; Inherited a position that no sane person would have 
accepted. It didn?t take him long to fail to improve anything at all, entered a 
period of denial, became a bit delusional and eventually got ousted.
4)      Margaret Thatcher; A chemist who became a Barrister, Mother, MP, social 
climber par excellence, and a power crazed freak of nature. Unpopular with 
dairy farmers, she then managed to become unpopular with huge swathes of 
various industries, and then went completely barking mad. That was the first 6 
months ? you know the rest. Has now got dementia which has tamed her 
sociopathic tendencies a bit, but definitely not eligible for a gun licence.
5)      John Major; Managed seven years and nobody noticed. Power was forced 
upon him, but with a shy smile he neatly sidestepped it. Well he would have 
smiled but he was at home after having had a wisdom tooth removed. Not so much 
mad as vacant possession, his absence of reality allowed lots of other power 
mad people to do exactly what they wanted whilst John smiled, vacantly, a lot.
6)      Tony Blair; juvenile who was mad, he had a guitar and believed he was a 
musician. Innocent enough attitude but became Prime Minister and tried to get 
other people to believe he was a Socialist. Then decided that he should become 
the richest person on earth so changed lots of things to ensure this came true. 
Definitely a case of number (1), and phenomenally barking at the end ? though 
having Gordon saying ?Is it my turn yet?? for years would send anyone mad. Now 
works in a freak show for mad people, gibbering about his sex life whilst lots 
of very rich people laugh at him.
7)      Gordon Brown; Really, really, really wanted to be Prime minister. Mad, 
though not sociopathic, Gordon discovered that Tony hadn?t been checking his 
sums, and was a bit cross as this made him look incompetent. (As opposed to a 
fool).
8)      David Cameron; Definitely a number 3 ? a person who sets out to be 
Prime Minister for the sheer hell of it, and to have fun and make money for 
himself and his friends. A very new breed of sociopath, David was the only PM 
of recent years that was certifiable before he even got the job. Sadly there is 
no humour or irony in this statement.

So if anyone still wants the job, I think there may be an opening in the 
future, but don?t say I didn?t warn you.


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Vanessa The Google Girl.
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