[guide.chat] in my car
- From: "Scott C" <castledine10@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 21 Feb 2010 19:52:54 -0000
So a copper comes over and tap tap on the window?
Excuse me sir?
Is there a reason why your driving on the pavement?
I said I've no road tax.
He said has this car bean checked?
No Officer it's always bean light blue.
He said where do you live?
I said in Coventry.
I don't believe you it's really ruff there.
I said well it's were I live.
He said can you prove it?
So I stabbed him.
I'd seen him before actually.
He pulled me up and asked me, have you bean drinking sir?
I said why do you ask?
Well he said your on your lorn mower.
Should I give up me day job?
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