: Fwd: Humour: marriage :Fwd: Humour: marriage The young man finally asked the woman to marry him, and at the wedding reception after the ceremony, he approaches the priest: "Excuse me, Father, you know that I'm not Catholic, so I don't know exactly what the tradition is. I understand it's customary for the groom to give an offering to the priest who celebrated the marriage, but I don't know what people give in general." "In general," says the priest, "the gift is in proportion to the beauty of the bride." The groom glances to his new wife and pulls out a dollar. The priest says, "Sit right there; I'll go get you some change." --