[guide.chat] : Try something to brighten your day.
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 1 Jul 2010 08:05:24 +0100
-----Original Message-----
From:Charlotte and John
Sent On: 30/06/2010 23:21
Sent To: Keith
Subject: Try something to brighten your day.
A little something to brighten up your day x To Maintain A Healthy Level Of
Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair
Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. On all your cheque stubs, write ' For Marijuana'
3. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.
4. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
5. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For
Your Lives! They're Loose!'
6. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We are Going To Have To
Let One Of You Go.'
And The best is last.
7. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE
THE FITTING ROOM IS.
Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It's Called .... THERAPY!
Kindest Regards
Emma.
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