Hi mr reporter hahahahehehehehehehe Oh this is all so funny you made me laugh here what are you like Yep your right I am now on broadway now jined the drama group you might see me on tv one day in corrie now hows that! I would be definately the bamaid in rovers you see malcolm sweetheart me being gorgeous its only natral now isn't it? I would put that rosie to shame now hahahahaha just kick her out of the way Hey malcolm your a nosey sod you know checking up on us all hahahahahahaha go and lie down before you get too stressed now mate hahahahahahahaha take your pills ok Love Carol x.x.x.x. -----Original Message----- From: M BOWKER - Email Address: bowker288@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent On: 05/01/2012 21:54 Sent To: Guide Chat - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [guide.chat] In Reply To: [guide.chat] To malcolm Good luck with your new career walking the boards. So you did miss me. Well I'll tell you where I have been. While all of you have been having your merriments I have been on a trip to elf land hospital. When those bad winds started my elf's were on their assignments to keep an eye on you all to make sure you were all safe. But that wind caught them all and they became confused. One ended up with his leg in plaster. Two had broken wings. Two had their arm's in slings and four with bent ears. They all gave me there reports, but I don't think they can be right. Report 1. Senn and Kermit were seen in Las Vegas gambolling. I mean, can you see a frog gambling. Report 2. Clare, supposed to have flown to slumber land. Can you imagine her leaving her bed, chocolate and peeping at things. unlikely. report 3. Phyllis was seen heading on a donkey to the North Pole to sketch penguins for her rugs. She could do that here at the local zoo. report 4. Angela was spotted in South Africa taking photos of lions Anything to get a good picture. Report 5. The two Vannessa's were lead singers with a Welsh choir at the rugby match. Singing in Welsh. and both kicking a try. Report 6. This elf said he saw Carol strutting the boards in down town Broadway doing a big dance show with the piglots.Whos kidding who. So now I've come back from the elf hospital knowing that the elf's will take some weeks to recover. So you see Carol, I've not had a holiday, I've been working very hard. Love Malcolm. xxx. Hi sweet boy wow had to hold on to my computer chair tight the shock of seeing you on here after few days wow hahahahahehehehehehe I had to pinch myself very hard and shout oh my god am I dreaming here is that really Malcolm!hahahahehehehehehehe Good boy nice to see you mate wel done Yes going to look even more gorgeous now because of my fame they might put make up on me to make me over powering wow my mirrors are here now taking them all to drama group next week so can keep staring at myself wow oh wow going to get one for my toilet door now so when sat on toilet having a p can still admire my beautiful looks hahahahahahahaha got one on landing now also getting one for my fridge door every time i open my fridge door just see that beautiful looking carol miss piggy in it not got enough yet though hahahahehehehehehehehehe lalalalalalalalalalala oops sorry got carried away with my singing voice Love stunning mis piggy carol who just got to get more mirrors x.x.x.x. ----- No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2012.0.1901 / Virus Database: 2109/4724 - Release Date: 01/05/12