[guide.chat] { This joke was sent in by Ron Wilson ,many thanks Ron }:Fwd: What's in the box?

From: Keith Wines <muckyduck2@xxxxxxxxx>
To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Fri, 25 Nov 2011 10:50:01 -0000






        :Fwd: What's in the box? 
        A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food.
        She picked up four cans and took them to the check-out
        Counter.

        The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot
        Sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of
        Old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants
        Proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."

        The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought
        It back to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day,
        She tried to buy two cans of dog food. Again the cashier said
        "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that
        You have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but
        The management wants proof that you are buying the dog
        Food for your dog."

        So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was
        Able to buy the dog food.

        The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The
        Little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.
        The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."

        The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the
        Box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into
        The box and pulled it out. She said to the little old lady, "That
        Smells like shit."

        The little old lady said, "It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet
        Paper."

        So........... Don't mess with old people.

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