[guide.chat] :{ Si sent this one today,many thanks Si }:Fwd: religious bras for the ladies!
- From: Keith Wines <muckyduck2@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 25 Nov 2011 18:33:30 -0000
:Fwd:
There is no intension to offend in any of my postings but if you do not like
them ,then in future just delete them,as this could be a bit racial for some .
. Keith
Religious bras for the ladies!
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's
and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
"
"What type of bra?"
asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, color
and material imaginable.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only
four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked
about the types. The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic,
the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian and the Baptist types. Which one would
you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple. ..
The Catholic type
Supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters
used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why,
but couldn't figure out
what the letters stood for,
It is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there...
{C} Can't Complain!...
{D} Dang!...
{DD} Double dang!......
{E} Enormous!...
{F} Fake...
{G} Get a Reduction...
{H} Help me, I've fallen
And I can't get up!...
They forgot the German bra:
Holtzemfromfloppen
Take Care
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